Proud to say I Love U Xin Hui !!!! love her lots lots..
willing to dote her forever.. until the day i went away.. :P :D
haha.. it has been so long since i log in to this web..

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You Know You're a Mom When .....
Your kids make jokes about burping and you think it's funny.

"You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE
hangs up on YOU! "

Spit is your number one cleaning agent.

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A joke a day!^_^

New Look Grand Dad

I have always had a beard.
One day, I decided to shave it off. I came into the room where my 3 year old granddaughter Tiffany was and asked her, "Notice anything different?"
To which she replied, "No," with a puzzled look on her face.
I then said to her, "My beard's gone."

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Final Offer . . .
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.

"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy."

The boy refuses and keeps on walking.

A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again. "How about $20 and two pieces of candy?"

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Genre: Question / Answer Jokes
Q: Why did the man think that the moon was poor?A: It was down to its last quarter!

Haiz.. so sian so boring lor.. this few days playing maple again... haha.. now lvl 18 liao le haha.. then nowadays playing frozen throne.. haha..

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Can You Hear Me Now?
A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his father. "I need to borrow two hundred dollars," he says.

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A joke a day! ^_^
Genre: Puns
Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in his or her shoes, and then when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

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Genre: Female Jokes

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from just in time to notice a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

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