Some Good Quotes

Some Good Quotes

Topic: Committee
"A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary."

Topic: Diplomacy
"A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age."

Topic: Diplomacy
"A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to Hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip."

Topic: Heredity
"A genealogist is one who traces your family back as far as your money will go."

"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice."

Topic: Help
"A little help is worth a great deal of pity."

"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats."

Topic: Retirement
"A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age."

Topic: Vacation
"A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need."

Topic: Ambition
"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."

Topic: Pessimism
"A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better."

Topic: Poetry
"A poet is someone who is astonished by everything."

Topic: Programs And Programming
"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages."
--Anonymous

Topic: Leadership
"A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune."

Topic: Humor
"A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something which would make you mad if it happened to you."

Topic: Mediocrity
"A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity."

Topic: Sympathy
"A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side."

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