Want to know your age this way girls?

Happy Birthday To Me!

On her birthday, a woman decides to treat herself to a face lift. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," the clerk replies.

"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later, she goes into McDonald's. Upon getting her order, she asks the counter girl the same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."

The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself.

While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question.

He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. But when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your blouse and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."

The woman is silent for a moment until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally says, "What the hell, go ahead."

The man slips both hands under her blouse and bra and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she says, "Okay, okay. How old am I?"

He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."

Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing! How did you know?"

The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

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