I received yet another text message that is worth sharing. Life is getting more difficult each day as the world economy plunges, and to ease a little of each day's hardship, we may take some time off and take in some humor. So here's one.

Seven Funny Marriage Quotes:

1. Don't marry for money; you can borrow, it's cheaper.

2. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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Laughter can indeed be the best medicine, especially to combat problems like depression, heart disease, andperipheral vascular disease.

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IF YOU'RE BORED...

Stephen King's "Hand" - Follow the instructions carefully!

This is really amazing!

WHAT TO DO:
1. Leave your hand on the mouse
2. Double click the symbol below (it's virus checked)
3. Concentrate on the dot in the middle of the screen and count to 30 (It's very important to watch it for 30 seconds! Otherwise it won't work!)

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TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep

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I mean, girls are SOOO hard to understand! At least isn't that how 90% of the guys think and 10% believe but won't admit?? Here's a list which, if girls followed, would make a guy's life so much more easier! [PLEASE CLICK ON SOME ADS IF YOU LIKE THE PAGE!]

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We've all learned definitions in school, right? Now let's browse through some cool "deafs" just for the fun of it! And PLEASE click on some ads if you like the page! Thank you!

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

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AWESOME NEW SANTA-BANTA JOKES! Hilarious, funny... these two great men never fail to make us laugh, do they? Enjoy, and please, please, please click on some ads if you like the page!

#Banta: What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi (Ox Cart)

#Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"

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Following is a list of what should've been THE WORLD'S TEN SHORTEST BOOKS! That is, of course, if the authors concerned would ever have embarked upon the momentous job of scripting these masterpieces! Check this out: it's hilarious!(Please click on some ads if you like this page! Thankssss)

HOW TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN by George Bush

MOTHERHOOD by Britney Spears

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Here are some cool (and quite funny) facts to feed that appetite of yours! Do click on a couple of ads if you like the page! :) Thanks!

#There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.

#The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.

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